Football Goal - 4 Stars

By Cindy from Wiltshire (Source)

"This goal does what it's made for and doesn't take long to put up. I only had one problem and that was that one of the black stoppers were snapped which doesn't really matter."

Review of Review: It does its job and the only thing that went wrong isn't even important, so why only 4 stars? Does Cindy from Wiltshire have some Platonic ideal cheap goal which this simply does not match? Maybe perfection in the field of cheap goal manufacture is an unachievable goal. Oh, the bitter-sweet irony. Look upon this review, manufacturers of cheap football equipment and despair, for you have nothing but disappointment ahead of you.