Scrapbook Factory Deluxe V4 - 4 Stars

By J.D. JESUS "jtd" (U.K) (Source)

Submitted by: Barrie Mills

good for the parent with children

"one of the best item that my kids like to work on the pcomputer. it help them to be more creative. i deal as well for some school teachers whos dealing or with children and getting stock of ideas."

Review of Review: The reviewer is involved with the Amazon Vine programme. This "enables a select group of Amazon customers to post opinions about new and pre-release items to help their fellow customers make educated purchase decisions. Customers are invited to become Vine Voices based on the trust they have earned in the Amazon community for writing accurate and insightful reviews."

Well, if we're talking about trust, who could be more worthy than the Son of God Himself? But wait a minute! Is this person actually Jesus? Let's examine the evidence.

1) This person is a parent. Not only that, he has children. Despite what that Dan Brown says, Jesus didn't have a family. And if we're going by sales, the Bible's shifted more units that The Da Vinci Code. VERDICT: NOT THE REAL JESUS

2) There's no evidence in the Bible of God using software. Genesis 1 says: "And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also."

It doesn't say: "And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. Then He had a bit of a look and thought, 'You know, the saturation on the greater light's a bit red, it needs to be more yellow. Ooh, and I'll Photoshop a few more of those stars in over there. Look, if you join the dots you can make a picture of a plough. Jings! I'd better create some humans to invent the plough'." VERDICT: NOT THE REAL JESUS.

3) Jesus spoke Aramaic, and probably a little Latin and Greek. He couldn't speak English. VERDICT: THE REAL JESUS.

Well, it's two to one against it being the real Jesus, and if we can't trust him on that score, how can we trust him on whether this bit of software is worth four stars? We can't, which is why this is an Unhelpful Review.