"very easily put up much sturdier and bouncier than previous trampolines i have purchased"
Review of Review: - "Lara, you look happy."
- "Well I am happy. I'm beaming. I'm on the verge of singing a jolly song."
- "And why are you so happy?"
- "Because I have achieved my lifelong ambition."
- "You've found the perfect trampoline."
- "Oh, yes. This is the sturdiest, bounciest trampoline of all the sturdy bouncy trampolines I have purchased in my life."
- "And there have been many, haven't there, my Lara?"
- "Oh, yes. A shitload."
- "Darling Lara, I hate to bring this up. But have you explored the possibility that there might still be a sturdier, bouncier trampoline out there? Lara? Lara? Oh, my Lara, why do you weep so?"
Review of Review: - "Lara, you look happy."
- "Well I am happy. I'm beaming. I'm on the verge of singing a jolly song."
- "And why are you so happy?"
- "Because I have achieved my lifelong ambition."
- "You've found the perfect trampoline."
- "Oh, yes. This is the sturdiest, bounciest trampoline of all the sturdy bouncy trampolines I have purchased in my life."
- "And there have been many, haven't there, my Lara?"
- "Oh, yes. A shitload."
- "Darling Lara, I hate to bring this up. But have you explored the possibility that there might still be a sturdier, bouncier trampoline out there? Lara? Lara? Oh, my Lara, why do you weep so?"
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